coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

(via awkward-telegrapher)

Source: kimkangaskhan

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

comtessedebussy:

destielkills:

ummm


what is happening

the wildest ride of your life

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

comtessedebussy:

destielkills:

ummm

image

what is happening

the wildest ride of your life

(via awkward-telegrapher)

Source: queefstiel

pastel-chaos:

but who could forget about these 3?? *v*

pastel-chaos:

but who could forget about these 3?? *v*

(via awkward-telegrapher)

Source: pastel-chaos

reptiliaherps:

rissawesome:

agender-ara:

flagitiousbunny:

WHAT ARE BIRDS

Hello yes! A Science Birb, here to explain the science!

Birb have VERY LARGE EYE in skull. Very good for seeing! But not space for muscle, birb cannot move eye. For mammal to make steady image, keep focus on single thing, always moving eye! Tiny movements, sometimes not even know. But birb cannot make tiny movements! So, birb must move whole head. And that is why the birb can keep steady the head when the body is amovering!

Thank you for listening to a science

I’m crying

That was the greatest scientific explanation I have ever read

It is literally my dream to do this to a birb

(via awkward-telegrapher)

Source: talk-birdy-to-me

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Source: gilmoregirlsquotes

bitethevweenie:

bitethevweenie:

image

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Source: bitethevweenie

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

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Source: babygirleady

drunktrophywife:

ICONIC

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Source: subtubitles

popculturebrain:

Ron Swanson found as a marble statue in Philadelphia | Warming Glow

popculturebrain:

Ron Swanson found as a marble statue in Philadelphia | Warming Glow

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Source: popculturebrain

angelasthings:

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

say whaaaaaa?

angelasthings:

guyrim:

dezeen:

The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space»

if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face

say whaaaaaa?

(via asecretsuperhero)

Source: dezeen.com

you-cant-take-the-sky-from-me:

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

I don’t know what’s funnier.  Hitler Cat, Batbear or Dick Dog.

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Source: tastefullyoffensive

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thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

(via slytherinpirate)

Source: rianderthal

lunarch-sounds:


envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

lunarch-sounds:

envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

(via awkward-telegrapher)

Source: anythingbuttherain

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Source: unamusedsloth

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suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

image

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Source: lesbiandemon