crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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fagblogger:

damn orange is the new black is crazy af

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

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fruitsoftheweb:

DOLPHIN CLASSROOM SIM 2014

fruitsoftheweb:

DOLPHIN CLASSROOM SIM 2014

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vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

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twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

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melkior:

send hELP

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  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice
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prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

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sorayraya:

†STUDDED CAMEO CASE FOR THE NINTENDO 3DS XL†
this is my first case for this device, thoughts?

sorayraya:

STUDDED CAMEO CASE FOR THE NINTENDO 3DS XL

this is my first case for this device, thoughts?

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nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

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"

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

"

- Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

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