(via snipehunt)Source: a-little-bit-of-thisandthat
Reading the 36 Lessons of Vivec and suddenly come to realize what a milk finger is. God damn the 36 Lessons are the coolest and craziest bit of canon that I’ve ever seen in just about anything.
A Warrior Poet is born from a hermaphroditic corpse that was cloned by an ancient steampunk civilization and then literally mouthrapes a magic barbarian queen, marries the god of rape, has children with the god of rape, and then slays all of his children who are actually monsters because they’re all evil, and one of them has bones perfectly shaped like a massive city which is also somehow the literal body of this same Warrior Poet. All the while awesome bits of poetry and hidden messages are sprinkled here and there.
If none of that cool and crazy mess makes you want to play Morrowind, I don’t know what will n’wah.